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Filling out job applications, brooding over the last episode of Lip Service, and wondering what to do with my day while Ben’s at work. 

Essentially how I feel

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I got a hot bisexual waitress (who was only in a corset and boy shorts) to give me a lap dance although it’s against the rules and she’d periodically come back several times to continue it. Then Ben convinced me to sit at the main stage and watch a dancer who took a dollar out of my tits with her mouth, has me put a dollar between her naked tits, and bit my inner thigh while she danced in front of me. And by danced I mean gyrated and put her ass, tits, and pussy in my face. A good night although now I’m extremely horny. Fuck my life!

retro182:

Julie Newmar Purrrfect

hoodoothatvoodoo:

Julie Newmar 1966

thepopculturemuse:

Julie Newmar as Catwoman for the Batman television show

gettsleazy:

Ke$ha - Woo Hoo (Official Single Art)

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mamaraptor:

mishkamoney90 replied to your photo: Yep. This happened.

Dayummmmmm gurl

::air thrust::

Sorry, I thought that would be appropriate, lol.

I’ll give you a thrust ;)

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you’re looking up pictures of t.A.T.u. and Lena Katina’s “Never Forget” comes onto your iTunes. Excuse me while I go cry.

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